The Love Bug

Russell holds up a chicken and bacon sandwich (with mayo), stares into it blissfully saying "Why can't somebody ever look at me this way?!" We have studied his face for hours but this soppy smile is one that we don't recognise and nothing to do with a bloody sandwich. It's the look of love and Russell admits he is lovesick.

When we got wind of the fact that Russell has finally found a young lady that he's fallen head-over-heels in love with we predicted that he'll soon be retiring from explicit posing and thought we'd catch him while we could. Russell unpacks his new phone, eats his favourite sandwich, tells all and knocks another one out – almost in real time.

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