Party Boy

It's late afternoon and Reece arrives straight from the scaffolding, smelling of a hard day's work and gives us a rundown of the past few weeks: drugs, sex and rock 'n' roll Covid style, and in particular his side of Bobby’s story from last week.

This Lothario now has what he calls his sex secretary: a girl buddy who makes a note of all Reece's conquests – their phone numbers, their ratings out of ten etc so that he can contact them at a later date when he feels like it. His own Miss Moneypenny also takes care of ordering his STI kits – which seems surprisingly responsible in the circumstances. FInally Reece yanks down his dusty cut-off trackie bottoms and offloads up a vanity mirror.

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