Manning Up

After a random phonecall from Nathan we find ourselves off to find a quiet space in the country for a progress report. He's now happy in a long term relationship so we can't go back to the flat he shares with his girlfriend.

We head to the hills and nearly get blown away as the UK experiences a mini hurricane – not the the best conditions for intimate exposure – and end up in a pretty woodland spot where Nathan usually walks his dog. This tough little cookie has been staying on the straight and narrow after a few teenage scrapes and currently works for a scaffolding company that he says treat him like family. He flops out his substantial tackle – we note his beautiful golden fleece is still intact – and knocks one out.

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