Johnny in his van

Last week’s update of Carl in his van was so popular that today we are back with landscape gardener Jonathan in his own work van on the last day before he breaks up for Christmas. Fresh from a hard day’s grafting, boots covered in winter mud, he’s exhausted and dying to crash out for the holidays.

Johnny called us last week to say he’d grown back his dark groin hair especially for us but not sure he could keep it up over Christmas and so we were doubly keen to catch him before he became another shaved turkey crotch like so many misguided young men today.

With just builders' lights for illumination, Jonathan puts on a delightful spread, pisses in a bottle (an old London cabbie trick when there's nowhere to go) and produces a continuous fountain of semen. Happy Christmas!

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