Carl's Christmas Box

Three years after swapping his demanding daily routine for a managerial role, Carl the carpenter's back in tradesman mode with traces of paint on his hands. The broken fingers however are due to his return to playing rugby at weekends and not only is he battered and bruised, he spent last Saturday night in A&E with a neck injury.

There's still something delicious about a 34-year-old father of three raising some extra Christmas funds via the adult industry. Traditionally Carl might have knocked up a few extra sheds – now he just has to text TFE and knock one out for his fans instead. The in-laws and kids made it awkward to shoot at home so we've opted for roadside relief instead. 

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