Billy's Weekender

As we say goodbye to Billy until he returns from Afghanistan early in the new year (he'll have been working out for two months and says he will stay hirsute for us) we end this chapter with some in-depth chat, some showering and general hanging-about nudity that our readers always ask for.

It's fascinating hearing what hedonistic fun Billy gets up to in his own spare time and he tells us about the orgy/party he's hosting this very evening.

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