Andrew 2020

Andy doesn't perform anywhere else now and has recently deleted all his fan-friendly social media so we feel very privileged that he stays in contact with us. We catch up with him as he goes about his grown-up business. He's not on the tools anymore; the van's gone and he drives to the office in a dinky family Ford car.

His hair has grown back well and he's sporting a deep, positively Asian tan and he's as horny as ever. He takes us to an empty house and his solo lives up to all our expectations: he gives us a ten second long constant spray that shoots over six feet across the floor drenching our second camera.

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